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		<title>Adventures in Bicycling</title>
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  My forehead is a bullseye&#8230;
  
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<p>I ran into a bee on my bike&#8230;See that little red dot with swelling around it on the center of my forehead?  Yes, that&#8217;s where the bee nailed me.  I was cruising along on my bike, minding my own business when &#8220;Ouch wtf, oowwwwww, omg it&#8217;s still on me, owwwww, wtf, i&#8217;ve got to stop, ow, my feet are clipped in oh god ew it&#8217;s still on my glove ouch wtf.&#8221;  We stopped and Peter was kind enough to tend to me in distress and pull out the stinger which was lodged, and I mean lodged, in my forehead.  I then proceeded to bleed and swell up on our ride home.  Bee stings hurt.<br />
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		<title>Mike Fought A Curb&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mike fought a curb and the curb won.  While bicycling home from a local street fair in the dark last night Mike had a little bike spill.  It has been a long time since I&#8217;ve seen a person eat the cement like that, probably since my brother was a little kamikaze on his [...]]]></description>
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